HOLY BALLS IT IS HOT ( Read more... )

Dear Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Please come out on DVD very soon; there is a bottle of rum in bed_bug's house that I think would go down smashingly in the kind of drinking game that you inspire ( Read more... )

WOW OKAY WAKING UP AT SIX-THIRTY IS RATHER EXHILARATING; I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GNAT TODAY. AND IT IS NOT EVEN SEVEN AM. WORK SHALL BE FUN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA AND ALL THAT; I HOPE I DO NOT FALL ASLEEP AT THE FIREWORKS.

(Furthermore, I hope that I do not see one of the doctors from Illness Inc., who will apparently be at the same ( Read more... )

I think today wins, hands down, for one of the best days off ever. Honestly. The first nine hours of it were spent asleep, and then there was a little breakfast, a little deciding that I had enough food to last me until the weekend (which is an absolute lie, I just didn't want to walk to the store earlier; I may go in a little bit), followed by a ( Read more... )

Last night I attempted to make real macaroni and cheese, the way Mama_Geek used to do, with breadcrumbs on top and everything. Except I didn't have breadcrumbs. I did, however, have some crutons, so I smushed them up and sprinkled them on top and stuck it in the oven. And two minutes later, I smelled something burning, and lo! the croutons were ( Read more... )